I don't want my description read in one of those annoying voices, that every one laughs at.

 

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

(Source: tansma)

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

artiestroke:

4everonvacation:

samchekov:

ouyangdan:

dinosaurnatari:

friendlycloud:

reddlr-funny:

That awkward moment far far away.

Most relevant post on my Tumblr.

I am going to legitimately cry at this

I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!

*whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog

My favorite picture ever.

I love how Carrie is all “Oh sweet jesus that’s a twist!”
While Mark is like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

even we trekkies know this important

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

artiestroke:

4everonvacation:

samchekov:

ouyangdan:

dinosaurnatari:

friendlycloud:

reddlr-funny:

That awkward moment far far away.

Most relevant post on my Tumblr.

I am going to legitimately cry at this

I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!

*whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog

My favorite picture ever.

I love how Carrie is all “Oh sweet jesus that’s a twist!”

While Mark is like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

even we trekkies know this important

teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class

teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*