I don't want my description read in one of those annoying voices, that every one laughs at.

 

corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

(Source: roselastrider)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

Well of course you wooden’t lead that happen…  

fuckitimdonewiththis:

mexicuana:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

you lost your salt privileges

#howtopunishahunter

fuckitimdonewiththis:

mexicuana:

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

you lost your salt privileges

#howtopunishahunter

freewillisanillusion:

i guess howard couldn’t have predicted how hard the 2008 economic crysis would hit hydra

streetlights-onaudreys:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

t-igerfucker
remember this omg

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey)

mysliceofhell:

pandicorn-e:

wafflemasteroffandoms:

daws0nanya:

gay-youtubers:

thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though